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› I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

misscarletwitch:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

Updated to include a working link!

THE LINK WORKS NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL



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#ha

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yungmethuselah:

Evolving Excuses: 500 Years of White Denial of Black Achievement—From “What Benin ‘Empire’? Everything is on fire here!” to “It’s 2014 and we don’t see race anymore!”



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Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
baby: b...b-...
Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
baby: B-B...
Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
Mother: W-...W-
Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
Mother: I-I--
Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
Mother: ...
Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF


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Track Name: Heavy Metal and Reflective (Clip)
Artist: Azealia Banks
Album: Heavy Metal and Reflective - Single

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